Captain Ambrosia Gray

[ Action: Mayfield High. ]

[ Well, after she received a phone call (while still trying to get used to Mayfield as a whole) that she was in danger of losing her job at the school, Ambrosia decides that it's best to go in and make some money off of the poor saps. And, so, those who have World History with her will find the door suddenly being kicked in and the teacher wearing this ensemble with this hat on her head. ]

Yo, everyone! Siddown 'n start t' pay attention!

[ Truthfully, her hat could take care of the whole attention bit. But, anyway... She grabs a piece of chalk and scrawls her name on the board, among other things. ]



Now, ye may see rules as somethin' ye need t' obey, but I'm not gonna be one of those tough teachers 'n expect ye t' adhere t' every single one of 'em. Basically, if ye give me respect, I'll give ye th' same. Now, I don't exactly agree t' th' material bein' used in this course, so ye can forget th' book now. Why? Well, personally, I believe tha' a more hands-on experience t' things.

So, instead I'll more than likely be tellin' ye of me travels on th' seven seas itself 'n if ye want t' tell me 'bout some of yer travels, then so be it.

[ She goes to sit down at her desk and leans back in her chair to kick her feet up on the desk itself. ]

Let's begin with an introduction. As ye know, I'm Captain Ambrosia Gray of th' Bloody Mary, a pirate ship me father gave t' me. I'm from Earth, 'n it's 'round th' eighteenth century back home. I've been 'round Europe, Africa, East 'n West Asia, among other areas.

Now, tell me 'bout ye 'n some travels ye may have had. If ye haven't, then perhaps ye can learn 'bout some of th' ones people have had.

[ Action: Teacher's Lounge ]

[ When lunch or break time hits, Ambrosia is in the teacher's lounge and sipping something that definitely doesn't look like water. She's eating some fruit and some of the sandwich she "bought" while looking pleased with herself. ]

Maybe this job won't be too bad...

[ Action: Bodine Fashion. ]

[ Later on, after work and everything, Ambrosia's scanning the aisles and racks with a critical eye. While she's not expecting there to be a surplus of pirate clothing, she can find substitutes at least. ]

...Well, they could have some color at least.

[ Phone ]

I'm not entirely fond of bein' weaponless, so I was wonderin' if anyone out there would be able t' fashion me up a pair of sabers. If that's not able t' be done, then I can take a standard sword instead.

Ye'll be paid fer services rendered. Thank ye.

( OOC: If you can't read the image, it says "Captain Ambrosia Gray
World History
Rules Will Be Discussed. )