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"Ahoy, matey! Ye've reached Captain Ambrosia Gray of th' Bloody Mary. If ye are here to tell me 'bout a bounty or want me help with it, leave a message on this thing. If this is fer somethin' else, still leave me a message. Have a nice day, love!"

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[offwithhishat]

So I was thinking and
have you ever wondered why iced tea even exists?
Who was the monster that
1.
let their tea get cold? tobegin with
and
2.
thought that dropping ice in it was a solution..??
TI'S SO AWFUL.

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[outlandished]

i dont know its pretty tasty to me
i liked it in mayfield when i was there
its best sweet but i dont mind unsweetened
was this meant for me?

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[offwithhishat]

...you're not Dave

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[offwithhishat]

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ahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa

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[outlandished]

pretty sure i dont have a sausage and balls in between me legs

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[outlandished]

drinking the good stuff, mate?

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[offwithhishat]

....oh

LOL this wasn't supposed to happen.

[ But it was still funny. Why was it so funny. ]

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[outlandished]

hey ive got nothing better to do
...wait
whats lol
it looks like a man drowning

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[offwithhishat]

Nonono I meant the drinking
I was supposed to be the adult but I think I failed?
WELL this was an accident too uhh.....
Oh my goodness it does taht's incredible
It means you're laughing

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[outlandished]

oh -- i'm not gonna judge none
i'm a pirate so i drink rum like a fish does with water
and as far as the adulting thing, you're allowed to drink
accident or not, i needed something to do
without me ship, i'm bored

oh
well then
lol!

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[offwithhishat]

The last pirate I knew that liked rum was kind of awful
WAIT I didn't mean that I
I mean I did but
What I meant was I didn't mean to say it like I meant you were awful too
I hardly know you
... I hardly know you and I'm drunk and I'm talking to you
This is wrong this is horrible
I'm sosorry

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[outlandished]

okay
calm down
deep breaths, okay?

i know what its like to be drunk and say shit you dont mean
ive been there before
it aint pretty and you wake up feeling like you said too much shit and made an ass of yourself
i know what its like

i aint gonna judge since ive got no room to do so

i aint mad
in fact, i'm rather amused right now if you wanted to know

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[offwithhishat]

I can't breathe I'm drinking to forget I've done this
I meant what I said I just didn't meant what I implied
But if you're amused that means I'm being stupid
Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry

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[outlandished]

do i gotta come there and smack you
cause i will

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[offwithhishat]

No?
No.
I've already ruined my reputation enough for one night

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[outlandished]

fine

but seriously, if i got offended by every bad thing thats been said about me, then i wouldnt be the captain i am today nor would i have the respect i do back home

youre fine
i promise you
it aint the first and it wont be the last time

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[offwithhishat]

Fine.

It wasn't about you though, I was talking about
Ugh
You won't know him never mind

I'm still sorry
This could probably be considered really creepy

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[outlandished]

love, you havent seen creepy until you meet the smiths back in mayfield

anyway
im willing to let bygones be bygones if you are
like ive said, im not bothered by this

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[offwithhishat]

Well Mayfield sounds awful

If you're sure?
I mean
Okay
Yeah
Ummm... I think I misplaced my drinking friends
Should I stay where I am or go find them
I'm so bad at this

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[outlandished]

ye dont know the half of it

well, if you want to continue the fun, id find them
if not, i can pick you up
i dont know, if you want to stay with me for the night, you can
its in fayren though
i can probably make something to make you feel better
hangovers are the devil

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[offwithhishat]

I probably shouldn't ask

This isn't fun anymore
But I need to be sure they get home safe
That was supposed to be the entire point of me being here
I appreciate your offer really but I wouldn't want to inconvenience you like that
Plus Dave will wonder if I don't show up at all
Oh no he's going to hassle me for this

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[outlandished]

best ye dont, love

i can do that if you want
ye probably cant walk that well if yeve been knocking them back
and nah, it wont be inconveniencing me
i need something to do
dont worry this can be our little secret

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[offwithhishat]

I'll try to remember that in the morning?

[ Wait. Was she flirting with him? ]

Actually I can still walk
Dave doesn't like to be in the house alone
He's just a kid. A teenager but a kid.
So um I really shouldn't be somewhere else
Also Fayren makes me uncomfortable

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[outlandished]

all right

[ Perhaps she was. She was flirtatious by nature. ]

i could walk ye home
ye know, make sure ye get home okay and all
also make sure yer okay too, aye?

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[offwithhishat]

Coming the whole way here just to walk me home doesn't make a whole lot of sense
I'll be fine
I've suffered worse head trauma than a hangover headache