"Ahoy, matey! Ye've reached Captain Ambrosia Gray of th' Bloody Mary. If ye are here to tell me 'bout a bounty or want me help with it, leave a message on this thing. If this is fer somethin' else, still leave me a message. Have a nice day, love!"
Wh Are you joking? Because I couldn't I mean I wouldn't Not... like this? You're very lovely but like I said before I hardly know you yet and I don't really know how to handle this
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I mean maybe I'm home already
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maybe ye aint
maybe ye are
maybe im enchanted by how our first meeting went
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And here I thought I was the only one
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buuuut you could just be telling me flattering things to get your way
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nay, love
id never do that
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Though...
Are you sure~?
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aye
unless if ye are implying something else~?
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I'm
not
implying anything...?
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... what do you think I'm implying?
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Are you joking?
Because I couldn't
I mean I wouldn't
Not... like this?
You're very lovely but like I said before I hardly know you yet and
I don't really know how to handle this
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its okay
i bet your face is red as a tomato isnt it
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oh my god
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like i said, im pretty hard to offend
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Forget it
Remind me to never do this again
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wait
love, its fine
really, it is
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This is the worst second impression I've ever made